the girl i am babysitting is sitting on the couch acting like she’s not doing anything but i keep hearing something shaking so i told her to show me both her hands and a salt shaker fell on the ground and i said have you been eating the salt and she said yeah i love the salt and then i said ok
i have to just sleep in a blanket every night now if i wear clothes it hurts my sunburn SO bad lemme tell you ok
LITERALLY the only text messages I’ve gotten in the last 12 hours have been two from my online class teachers and one from my mom that’s okay doe whatever
Anonymous asked: You seem like a fun and cool person to chill with not to be creepy! Lol
lol
Summer’s Down - Blue Boats
seriously
WHY WON’T ANYONE COME KAYAKING WITH ME IT’S REALLY NOT THAT BAD
a tragic sunburn and country music and having to wear jeans when i’m this sunburnt should be ILLEGAL omg
why has there only been country music playing everywhere i look
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about working in the adult films business?
lol no i have not